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In the title the occupation has long become a humiliating habit of colleagues who labored on the football field.

But it was especially disgusting to see this when the TV program two rounds of the Premier League has come to the Light of the Resurrection…

Even before the appearance hristosovanie in the Studio “Profootball” and “Great football” distinguished commentator broadcast from Lviv Roman Tymoshchuk. He actually recognized a small sign… the name of the judge of a match of the 26th round. And Paschal will not fail biased critics Dynamo, bringing its activities on the field to the point of absurdity.

Broadcast on channel “Football 1” showed murderous poverty of morals in our football. No, the week the coach of FC “Lviv” Blavatsky called the arbitrator Paschal “solid guy.” After the end of the scandalous game, when the visitors reduced to nine men and managed to slip out from under this boulder, but in fact the killer of meaning and of all living things.

But pay attention, even taken out of Kiev “Dynamo” three points is not deprived of Alexander Khatskevich is obvious to everyone doubts: “Who needed such a match? On a day the stands are empty, cold rain… And judging that I do not even want to comment!”

That’s it. In our debased football many not want to comment. And who?! All permeated with small demon of misunderstanding the nuances or the conscious takes away from enlightenment. Starting from the phenomenon in the Premier League club “lions” to “spectacular football” (to quote experts of “Great football”), which is a bunch of Brazilians shows. Particularly against a direct rival Shakhtar. Later I will return to kukushima microphone Tymoshchuk: “Yak TSE so? Odinnadcati not mozhut sabiti nine of atom boday one goal?!”

It’s time to contact is also a passionate commentator, whose undoubted aplomb always walks hand in hand with a clear intonation affect the presentation. Last week Igor Tsiganyk sat on two chairs. First broadcast on the channel “2+2” a classic confrontation, and then, by his own admission, along and across “obstuctive” match “Dinamo” – “Shakhtar” in the home Studio.

IN PLACE OF SOLOMON

A significant part of the air “Pro-soccer” was held under martial and bored cry: “do not be! TSE W – Dynamo…” And the common theme came down to the obvious – the owners of the “Olympic” the victory was important, but Shakhtar are strictly and deliberately dried their impulses. Those were negligible. Viewers news here no. And personnel for objective reasons, which were not recognized as a justification.

But Cyganik involving expert Nagorniak, continued to waistpouch already in the air “PF”. Instead to revise sensibly-considered statement on the channel of FC Dynamo Kyiv YouTube, Igor confessed that he turned once again to record a match for a loved one.

What? Nothing I wanted to change in their reasoning? For example, the passionate advice of Solomon, with which foot they take, and which to play. I even had a burning desire to find out now how much Cyganik trasfered on the market? And not lost if Fonseca with cartridge, tapoloka Shakhtar Israelis for so little money?..

To prick or not, and only contribute to the overall development and demonstration of signs of logic. And in fact according to Freud the process is hopelessly exposed and the assessors of the “Great football”. There Leonenko began to dream that he can not worse than Carlos de Foam pass on the wing, and Vatske – hardly… Except to close the transfer namesake Victor were honored (?!).

…I still have to look into that chamber, dear reader. With the question of who generally think people who have even a sense of humor is pathetic.

Returning to the report “Classico” Cyganka, can not remember his compliments, the referee Romanov. They vary greatly with an afterword by the President of FC “Dynamo” – about what a judge does not meet the level of the match, and that time may again return to the practice of the invitation of judges from abroad…

Cyganik’ll get into the situation similar to a commentator Tymoshchuk. It’s debut began to hope that the referee of Dnipro will not whistle incessantly, as has happened before. And eventually Novels, it turns out, can grow even up to a top FIFA referee…

Or mistaken in the light of comment, or again the sign failed, but perfectly familiar Pavelko arbitrator steadfastly put the match on the whistle. Already in the process, clumsily explaining to “to red cards never arrived, and the players didn’t kill each other…” Is a who – Khocholava goal? But who exactly was beneficial to the permanent braking of the game on the field, the secret is only for idiots.

TRICKY ROBOTS

The level of refereeing was discussed in “Great football”. Significant emissions there should recognize this “umassonline”: judging the robots have professionals. Like Romanov or Paschal – with whistle at the ready. The author of the know-how was a humble guy Metreveli. And nothing he is not thought to replace the word “speed” is correct…

However, near Leonenko and not such a reach. He, like most homegrown commentators football, attended to the question: what exactly shouted Boyko Moraes after the retaken penalty? Tyumen knowing, without a mate was not done. And therefore went into a fit that the goalkeeper of “Dynamo” ought to punish! To help Denis came personally… Denisov. Referring to the emotions of the goalkeeper, the main parting VF pretended that petitioned colleague across the table.

I’ll make a contribution to the dance of verbiage for the blind. At the articulation of the goalkeeper of “Dynamo” it was obvious that he shouts the Moraes: “Now you know how to get to the library at three in the morning…”

…Do read clever books themselves talking heads in the screen, I’m not interested. Any adequate probably already clear that they’re all, like robots working in a given program.

Not accidentally, members of the Parliament came together in the Studio “Great football” in the stamps and labels to the arbitrator Abdul, “has spoiled the match, which watched the whole of Ukraine.” Didn’t you know? Talking about the game of Matchday 25 of “Mariupol” with “Alexandria”.

But following a clash of a team of Babich with the patron of the club, they still tried to give meaning. Although without the bitter laugh at these attempts to watch is simply impossible. Particularly comical was seen as missed “Mariupol” penalty – again Moraes and Patrick.

And asks the question: FFU is not going to apply for naturalisation the third Brazilian from Shakhtar in national team? Even the antics of Patrick before did a shot from the point looked deaf village in the upper reaches of the Amazon.

PEDRO TURNS

…As promised, we return to the commentator of the match, “lions” – “the Dynamo”. The iconic phrase of the curtain was the spell Tymoshchuk: “Pedro twist I twist dynamic vzhe not lead to…” In principle, events in the General scale can be attributed to all the domestic football. Avoiding dissonant derived from the name of the player who competed with the arts of the arbitrator Paschal. Where gaming prowess, where outstanding low.

Nimble Brazilian is not only forced to Swill the foul price of removal. It is classically shown how to strike, suddenly pressed to the forehead of Canzeri and die right on the stage. The referee was ready, as a pioneer who was hiding his red tie in his pocket. Although an obvious provocation Paschal seen from the back of the Polish legionary “the Dynamo”. And touch judges we tell only the matches between Shakhtar and somehow always in favor of Fonseca.

As it is clear why twist the words of Igor Surkis, unhappy with the refereeing of the match “Dinamo” – “Shakhtar”. In the “Great football” is constantly emphasized that the penalty Burda on Dentinho was absolute. Echoed the judgment and Cyganik. Did not take to the discussion is another obvious suggestion of the President of “Dynamo”: happen similar offence in stoppage time at the gate Pyatova, would be a “robot” Novels the same principle?

I am also sure that no! The Dynamo, I suppose, more used and yellow card slapped for “simulation”. And would such a warning would not hesitate to expel. Because system. Aged Khatskevich not in vain laments that Shakhtar are already tired penalty to break, as the Dynamo only card show…

Another common denominator of what is happening around the Ukrainian football propose to consider the phrase, involuntarily without the “Great football”, “I’d place the fans forgot about football…” If you remember the name spousage in vain, I earnestly wish: “would Rather…” And at the same time and the entire company.

…In the merit of the same “Granted” can add voiced belated remorse Mircea Lucescu. He dismissed the native language in Romania and encroach on the bright memory of Lobanovskiy. Offended that Valery Vasilyevich edition “France Football” has ranked sixth in the ranking of mentors and he suggested just to open the fifth decade in honor list…

And also because the system. In the spirit of the known forces in our football. When there is not enough skill to honestly take the height, the choir put their “grievances” under someone else’s fence. As catches begin to apologize.

Igor SUKHOVA, “Football club”